Okay, so Robert Pattinson is right now the hottest actor around because he plays an effeminate sparkly vampire who is over 100 years old and is sleeping with an 18 year old. (GREAT message to send to young girls everywhere! Pedophilia is A-Okay!)
Anyways, in his latest movie, which should probably be more aptly called "Edward Cullen goes to College," we watch as Edward (though they keep calling him Tyler for some reason...) falls in love with a pretty girl who is strange and he can't understand her and omg....it's the SAME PLOT LINE!!!
Alright, JUST from the trailer (obviously the movie hasn't come out yet, but I will see and review it for you lovelies) here are the MAJOR Direct from Twilight Rips that this movie has.
1. In Twilight, Edward has his hands full saving the remarkably stupid Bella Swan from the perils of human life. In Edward Cullen Goes to College, Edward is seen rescuing a (blond) Bella Swan from the perils of some guys attacking her, while his voice over muses poetically about Ghandi.
2. In Twilight, Edward is odd and reclusive and doesn't go outside because he lives in a small town and is afraid the local community will kill him if he reveals that he is a fairy...er, sparkly vampire. In his new movie, after saving Blonde Bella's life, he goes all moody and depressed to a point where his best friend, Captain Obvious, has to mention it and threatens an intervention? Dude, just get him laid this weekend, it's not like he's some strange celibate creature of the night...oh, right.
3. In Twilight, Bella Swan's father is the local police chief. In the new movie, Blond Bella's father is...the local police chief? Okay, maybe not, but he's a cop which is close enough.
4. In Twilight, Edward can understand EVERYONE except Bella. In Remember Me, it looks like we've got the same idea going, except this time it's not because Bella doesn't have any thoughts in he head to read, its just that the girl is crazy and apparently doens't date sociology majors? Seriously, who doesn't date someone based on their major? Okay, so new Bella doesn't really do a good job at showing old Bella up on general common sense, but she is in college which means that she in theory is smart.
I know you should never judge a movie by it's trailer, but this one looks like it's got "rip off" written all over it. However, it does look like we are going to get several reprieves on this re-make: mainly, we don't have to endure Kristen Stewart's angst for another two hours and most likely once Edward actually starts dating new Bella, he'll stop being such an emo headcase.
I might do a video blog based on Twilight soon.
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